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Jun. 5th, 2030 05:11 pm
howsmashing: (I'm so sorry Silver Surfer)
Second account for Bruce Banner: [livejournal.com profile] whydidisaverick

Got any concrit or ideas for ways I could play ol' Brucey/Hulky here better? Drop me a line here! Praise is also welcome. o/

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howsmashing: (Say that to my face Blondie)
This is an appointment post for either Bruce Banner, or the Hulk! It's basically here just in case I need to continue something elsewhere, your character needs to interact with Bruce or Hulk privately, or ya know. Whatever really!

All ya gotta do is put [Action], [Voice], or [Video] in the subject line with the date! And then post away! o/
howsmashing: ([Bruce] Oh joy train rides)
[Bruce]

[Well after about a year or so of making his own frozen food dinners, fixing ramen, and even making mac and cheese, Bruce has decided that he has actually become a chef apparently. And thus he can move onto something far more complicated and complex—like making breakfast for himself! Such as an actual breakfast. Not the simple microwavable recipes that he’s used to doing. Since the Community Housing Building’s apartments don’t have their own kitchen, he’s going to use the shared one on his floor. No biggie, he’s gotten better at this kind of thing by now, surely.

Buuuut as you would expect everything seems to go horribly, horribly wrong. Eggs, bacon, pancakes, and maybe some biscuits. That is all he wanted to have. That was all he was planning to fix when he got there. But instead of a pleasant aroma coming from the kitchen/dining room area in the morning, the Community Housing Building 7 is actually going to be getting is a cloud of smoke from everything ever burning (Or maybe just a faint smell of smoke depending on what floor you’re on. Bruce is on the eighth floor). Those who were planning to pay him a normal visit can feel free to notice as well.

Later he can probably be seen doing his regular boring things that he likes to do. Such as reading at the library, sitting on a random bench in town scribbling in his notebook, or anything like that.]



[Hulk]

[Hulk kind of got the short end of the stick today. As in Bruce let him out later that night as to try and avoid any confrontations since Hulk isn’t exactly the most trusting or happiest of people since they got back. … Okay so maybe he’s never been that second part but still! Hulk soon finds that being out in Luceti during the night is even more boring than actually walking around during the day. In fact there is nothing at ALL to do. So prepare to have a very bored large green man lurking and wandering about the village at late night, making heavy thuds with each step he takes.

Yeeeah, he’s not exactly the best at being stealthy or quiet obviously. He’ll mostly stick to stalking around the village or forest but he might jump to the beach. Or hot springs. If you want a giant green man suddenly paying you a visit while you’re trying to relax that is.]


[Voice (Hulk)]

Hey. Someone got a TV or something I can watch? [Hulk figures If he’s going to be up for a while he might as well try to watch a movie or something.]

[ooc: Oh oops! I forgot to put a note in here too last night ffff. Anyway everything I said in Luffy's entry applies here too. Basically I'm just gonna assume Bruce has been kind of on background autopilot for a while. Doing studies and whatnot. Hulk has just kinda been... lazying around. Sorry for being so inactive lately guys. Anyway if you need to discuss anything at all you can contact my AIM at essemwolf.]
howsmashing: ([Comics] No cure)
[Action]

[When Bruce first arrives he's already Hulked out for whatever reason. Likely from the Malnosso triggering it. But regardless, Hulk isn't exactly caring about the minor details right now. He’s stomping through the forest angrily, roaring and punching and kicking down any trees that are even remotely in his way. For anyone who happens to spot him he also appears to be... talking to himself.]

NO! YOU CALM DOWN! ARAAGH! [Smash, stomp grumble.] I can’t BELIEVE this! We were rotting away in that stupid box for WEEKS! [...] Shut up, Banner!

[He’s going to uproot a tree and sling it into the distance!]

Joining a team was your dumb idea in the first place! Now look where it's got us!

[This all will continue until he gets to the edge of town. At which point he will be sure to do a couple jumps straight to the plaza to go to the grocery store. When he lands he will probably break or crack some of the ground beneath his feet when his half ton body hits it from the long jump. The green giant will just casually stroll on through the plaza until he reaches the grocery store, likely breaking a part of the door frame just to get inside.

Once he’s in there, he’ll just start munching on random selections of food all grumpy like. He might tell a few people “Who you lookin’ at?” or something if they stare for too long. He is not in a good mood at any point, but feel free to run into him whenever!]



[Voice]

[Sometime later in the evening Bruce is going to make an entry. He looks tired, and a little frustrated, but overall he’s okay.]

I’m not sure if anyone was looking for me or not, but— I’m back. And from the look of the calendar I guess I missed the New Feather cycle... For those that don’t know me, my name is Robert Bruce Banner. I’m a scientist that specializes in gamma radiation. If you need anything feel free to ask. […] I’m sorry if I’m not very talkative. I didn’t exactly leave home on the best note.

If you need to meet me in person you should be able to find me at the library easy enough. I’ll be there for the rest of the day.

[And then he’s going to close the journal! And sure enough he’ll… be at the library for the rest of the day! But he will be answering any journal messages he gets!]

[OOC: As always Bruce replies will come from [personal profile] whydidisaverick! o/]
howsmashing: ([Comics] Ragetastic)
[After running into Ragna earlier, Bruce made the terrible mistake of trying to reason with the recently-turned-madman. This unfortunate mistake lead to Ragna attacking the scientist. And THAT unfortunate mistake lead to Bruce Banner changing into the Incredible Hulk. While the Hulk could hold his own against the maniac, he didn’t realize he was slowly being infected by Seithr. Seithr that was gradually making him lose control of himself and turn into a very angry and very rampaging monster.

Normally Hulk would be immune to things like diseases and what not so he didn’t care much about the presence of the Seithr when he first felt it during the fight. But this was... much different from any ordinary disease. It began to cloud his mind. Corrupt his judgement. All the “control” and rationality that the Hulk had managed to gain over the last couple years had all been thrown out the window. What was left in it’s place was a mindless green goliath that cared about nothing, but who or what he could smash. He jumps through town with the intent of destroying anything he could get his hands on!]


RRRAAAARRRRRRRGHHH!!

[It doesn't matter who you are, if you spot him in this condition you can expect a fight outright. He can't be talked down when he's like this.

Want a less violent option? Click here.]


OOC )
howsmashing: (No cure)
Hulk

[Action]

[Hulk is out and about today and he’s dressed as your stereotypical bard. While he’s out this evening, one of two things are going to happen:]

1#

[You might just be walking around Luceti all peacefully and not being bothered by anyone or anything. But guess what? A big green man with an angry scowl is going to start following you around. As he does he strings his fingers along the Harp he's holding, making a rather beautiful sound before he begins to “sing” (if you want to call it that). He’s really just speaking in a rather deadpan voice.]

Walk… Walk…. Walk... [He is basically just repeating the word "walk" over and over again. But you begin to notice that as he does this you’re getting a light speed boost. Which actually means you’re walking a whole step faster than you normally would be. Why is he doing this? Who knows, but he doesn’t seem like he’s letting up anytime soon.]

2#

[You walk into a store. And somewhere near the door is the Hulk sitting down on a stool with his harp. He looks at you angrily before asking a question:]

Hey. Wanna hear a song? [And it’s not said in a friendly way whatsoever. It’s not “Oh hey you want to hear a song?” It’s a “You better freaking hear this song or I’m going to beat you down.” Which he won’t really. But DON’T YOU TEMPT HIM HE MIGHT.]


Bruce

[Voice]

[Bruce… has been pretty low on cash recently. He’s mainly been getting by on what the Hulk generally bully people into giving him. But now he figures it’s time that he finally pulls his own weight for once. Even if… this is going to be incredibly embarrassing.]

…uh. Hey. Does anyone need a Dancer in their group? It can be kind of hard to do things on my own so… having a group would probably help speed things along.

[Action]

[Bruce will be out in town wearing this and his main purpose for being out is to shop for new clothes! So that’s what he’s doing! Feel free to watch him try on pants and other things! But at one point he might confuse you for an employee of the store and holds up a pair of pants for you to see.]

Excuse me. Do you have these in a bigger size...?


[ooc: Hulk is a bard and Bruce is a Dancer for the event! So yesh. HAS FUN! I'm in backtag land right now so I might be slow too!]
howsmashing: (Viva las vegas)
[Voice]

[The feed starts with Bruce staring down at the journal, resting his head on his hand as he taps on the journal with the eraser part of his pencil. This goes on for a couple moments before he readjusts and finally speaks.]

Oh, sorry... [He kind of zoned out for a moment there.] It seems like everyone has been getting into the Valentines Day spirit lately. I guess Cupid's been busy this year... [Actually he’s more than positive that this must be an experiment of some kind, but hey, he won’t spoil anyone’s fun.]

But to fit in with the season I figured I’d ask a fitting question: What is your definition of love?

[Action]

[Bruce is not the happiest of campers on Valentine's Day. The Holiday reminds him far too much of the time he's spent with Betty. And the life he had that used to be relatively normal. It was something that he knew he could never get back again. And being stuck in Luceti only made that realization that much harder.

He'll be moping on a bench somewhere, doing theories and mathematical equations in his notebook.]

MOVED

Jan. 16th, 2012 10:20 am
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howsmashing: (HULK STARE!!!)
[So, you’re standing by the lake, or near the water at the beach. You’re probably not doing too much or maybe you’re caught up in your own little fairytale story considering all the chaos going on. But whatever the case may be, you're there. And you might not be paying attention to that huge shadow lurking in the shadowy depths. That is until all of a sudden a huge long tongue shoots out of the water, sticks to whatever you're holding (whether it was valuable or not), and takes it back in the water with it.

And just then while you’re probably still wondering wtf just happened, a giant 7ft tall frog slowly emerges with a rather dull angry expression.]


Hmm. Lose something in the water? [He ttly had nothing to do with you losing that item.] Hmph. I'll help you get it back if you do me a favor.


[ooc: So! Hulk is a frog! And basically he just jacked whatever you were holding. But he’s acting like he ttly didn’t! He will help you get your “lost” item back, but in exchange you have to kiss him! … or promise to find a lady to kiss him. WHATEVER.

Edit: So! I thought about it, and after he gets a kiss it's gonna be one of three things:

1 - He changes into the Hulk.
2 - He stays a frog
3 - He turns into Bruce Banner

And I'll be using the Random Number generator! Okay let's do it!]
howsmashing: (Default)
Ugh, I never know how to start one of these things.

Is um. Is anyone familiar at all with a robot by the name of Robo-ky? I fixed him up recently and well, I'm not exactly a robot expert, but I think I did okay. If anyone who is more knowledgeable could take a look at him just to be safe though, I'd appreciate it. [...] As a warning, he can be a little hard to deal with so keep that in mind.

...

Actually, while I got this up. Have any of you guys ever noticed how obsolete the journal system is? It looks technologically advanced sure, but as far as a socialized network goes, there were far better ones back where I'm from. What are you supposed to do if someone is harassing you with dozens of filtered messages? Go over to them and beat them to a pulp? Put a paperweight on the journal and hope they go away? There's no way to block communications with a single person.

....and there isn't a precautionary measure put forth for this kind of thing is there? Is everything in this village ran by ear?


[ooc: Replies will come later. Gonna do a few older tags. o/]
howsmashing: (Decaf plz)
Bruce Banner's Super Awesome Day of Extreme Epic to the Max X: Redirector's Cuted with Guns and Explosions! (Not really) )

[Voice]

Hey, I was wondering. Is there a way to communicate outside the journals? Like a mail system or something similar? I know the journals are faster but... I figure a letter can have it's values too. [Letters tend have more sentimental value than say an email for example. But really he just doesn't trust the journals. At all.]

...

Also, is anyone here familar with [...] genetic mutation? I mean. I suppose you could say an extreme case of genetic mutation. An example could be gaining super human abilities thanks to a scientific experiment, or too much radiation exposure. Basically anyone who has abilities that aren't thanks to their race, culture, cybernetics, armor, magic, weaponry, etc.? If you were born with a power your race doesn't normally have, that could count too.

This tends to happen a good bit where I come from. Are any other worlds like this?

[ooc: Replies will come from [livejournal.com profile] whydidisaverick.]
howsmashing: (WHAT YOU SAY?!)
[Anyone deciding today was actually a nice lovely, sunny day to visit the beach is going to be in for a very big, very angry surprise. You see, instead of being put in the forest or maybe dropped somewhere by the fountain like normal people, the Hulk woke up at the bottom of the freaking ocean. Not the most delightful way to start his Luceti adventure, and as one would guess, he is quite bitter about it.

So beach goers, prepare to see a large muscular man with New Feather pants jumping out of the water like a big green dolphin and landing hard enough on the beach sand to possibly cause some of it to fly over and hit a few onlookers in the face. Now, his memory is vague and a little hazy at best, but the last thing he remembers is somehow being captured and experimented on by a room full of scientists (the Malnoso). Or more specifically in his mind, humans. Any civillized bone in his body is about to go out the window right now.]


HUMANS THINK YOU CAN DROWN HULK!? NO ONE DROWNS THE HULK! HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IIIIS!

[His journal is lying on the beach recording this screamfest, but the video feed is soon abruptly ended by a giant green foot stomping on the journal as he walks over it.]

ooc stuffz )

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